i fucking love their billboards, tv and radio commercials. they’re so inspirational to normal people about the importance of health, and thier motto “be your own cause” is great. anyway, i usually despise all commercials but kp’s hardly focus on the insurance they’re selling and more on the importance of what they’re promoting.

slutty cop killing an iraqi fairy:

all of us having a shot at dinner before the club:

gangstas and fairies:

gangstas and fairies:

mr. incredible!

mafioso:

tron (it lit up all cool too… flash washed it out):

ipod:

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
2. Alfred Hitchcock didn’t have a belly button.
3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it’s from being indoors a lot more.
5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don’t appear until they are 2-6 years old.
9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
11. The average housefly lives for one month.
12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
14. The ave rage computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.
16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.
19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in “An Officer and a Gentleman” and “Tootsie.”
20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State Anthem.
21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.
23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.
25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.

and i’m kinda glad it is. i mean it was a lot of fun, but damn exhausting. and since i saw almost everyone that i normally hang out with at some point over the last 3 days i won’t bother with a full recap. here are some highlights and lowlights of the past 72 hours:

highlights:
getting drunk friday night and partying with weird people
getting drunk saturday morning and going back to sleep at 3p
shakin’ my ass with shal, sanam and the oc crew
seeing some of the sexiest sluts in all of orange county saturday night
playing baseball with the guys sunday morning at stearns park
getting drunk with taka on sunday night and eating terrible, cheap sushi

lowlights:
mike’s stereo getting jacked from the lone star parking lot friday night
my hangover saturday morning and missing the bike ride
being the designated driver saturday night and not drinking enough
seeing what all of the people at the halloween party really looked like when they turned up the house lights
having to take taka back to la 1 hour earlier since japan doesn’t flip with daylight savings time so her flight leaves an hour earlier, and being at work at 7:20a, and not getting to take advantage of that extra hour of sleep

so today my normal lab partner in my astronomy class was late so i started the assignment with this other chick, and when i was measuring the R-angle of helium through the spectrometer, i was like ’sweet, there’s a club in here’ and she’s like ‘you like clubs’? and it turns out she’s the restraunt manager for v2o in long beach, so she hooked me up with 10 complimentary tickets (not the crappy before 11p type) and her digits and told me to hit her up, if me or my friends ever wanna get in. how cool is that. so v2o anyone?

that white girl could use a 2 peice combo:

[insert some kinda chicken breast joke]
“A Japanese businessman walks past bikini-clad animal rights activists protesting with a chicken figure outside a Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) restaurant in Tokyo October 27, 2005. Activists protested against KFC suppliers’ “abusive treatment of chickens in factory farms and slaughterhouses”.

“NEW YORK (AP) — Houston Comets forward Sheryl Swoopes is opening up about being a lesbian, telling a magazine that she’s “tired of having to hide my feelings about the person I care about.”

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/basketball/nba/10/26/swoopes.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

haha, this just opens the door for the rest of those lesbians to come out, and they can finally just change the name to the lnba.

i love these things:

patmedia.net/marklevinson/cool/cool_illusion.html

watch this: http://www.filefarmer.com/yuri22/num20xxxxxx.swf