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why do black women talk during the entire movie?

i know this is a stereotype that’s often joked about, but in my experience (most recently this evening in an affluent part of town) it’s too true. and of course this isn’t all black women, or even the majority of them. but if i’m watching a movie and some lady’s talking to her friends, her phone, or to the movie itself, i can usually guarantee she’s black. the kicker is that unlike most friendly people that i could politely ask to be more quiet, the few times i’ve tried to confront an obnoxiously loud black female in a movie theatre, all hell breaks loose. she starts screaming at me about how i can’t tell her what to do and then just proceeds to talk even louder.

this evening i watched wanted with some friends after dinner and the movie was really entertaining. thankfully there was so much constant action that it drowned out this dumb bitch’s voice, but when there was dialogue, she was just gabbing away. i can’t imagine she was following the story, and her distractions were making it difficult for me to as well. the theatre was so packed that i couldn’t get up and move, and per past experiences decided not to incur the wrath of her, her friend or her boyfriend.

maybe i’m just getting old and cranky, but this is just another reason why i have a nice tv and often just wait for the movies to come to dvd where i can enjoy them in peace, without some brat kicking my chair and some bitch asking her nextel, “where you at?!”


45 comments

45 Comments so far

  1. elsja June 29th, 2008 5:49 am

    You can’t tell her what to do… but you CAN get her kicked out if you go and complain… I know this from experience!

  2. Anonymous August 5th, 2008 3:18 pm

    u sound ignorant

  3. kento August 5th, 2008 7:49 pm

    u sound like you haven’t watched movies with noisy black women in the row in front of you. but for the record, this entire article is meant to be a bit tounge-in-cheek.

  4. Mr. A. August 26th, 2008 4:43 pm

    its true, black people are so rude in the movie theater. I know you aren’t trying to be racist but I tell you what, it’s hard not to be. I’ve experienced this many times in theaters but it not only stops there, its in the malls/stores, restaurants, and in general public.

    I used to work in a mall in my town that was generally a white area. Everything was fine, we had a good customer base, polite people, and extremely low “shrink”. For those who don’t know “Shrink” is a term used for items “lost” in a business that leads to money loss for the company. Anyway, they added a few bus stops and train stops near the mall as part of a renovation project with the nearby highway. Then it all went to shit.

    Black people live mostly downtown or in the north city area of my town, and sure enough, when they added the stops, here come the black people.

    Crime in the mall by criteria of assault and theft rose 50% in 1 month. 50%! holy shit wtf. Our shrink went from around $50-$200 a month to well over $1000 a month. These people are extremely rude and want to fight and argue about everything, there is not simple talking with them. If they didn’t get there way about a return or refund then they called me a racist or whatever even though they were clearly wrong. You can’t return something, lets say a Music CD for instance, that was sold sealed and brand new and came back broken in half with scratches. It’s just not happening, but oh right…. I’m the racist one they say. Man I’m so sick of this shit, this country has gone to shit, too many disrespectful black people.

    This is just a small portion of ONE situation that ONE person experienced. If you add that up over the whole United States plus the fact that a situation could be larger than this one (returning a TV, stealing something large, etc) shit, there’s the reason why black people claim they are all poor. They say it’s the white man holdin’ them down… pshh ya right, You’re holding yourself down bitch. Plus black people have no concept of how Credit works or the housing market… seriously. But they say “Oh it’s because our schools are shit” ya… well maybe if your asshole kids stopped chasing the teachers out then maybe they’d learn something. But they don’t know the difference because your upstairs with your legs behind your ears making another baby that’s going to end up on welfare just like you and the rest of your family. That’s right, cherish those food stamps you lazy fuck. God damn I hate useless people.

    oh and btw I found this site while searching for this sentence “Why do black people talk during movies?”

    LOL

    go figure

  5. mr. a August 27th, 2008 2:38 pm

    lol also a few months back there was a full scale riot in the food court of that very same mall. A fight started between two people, then their friends got involved, then their friends friends got involved… so on and so forth, it turned into a full scale riot. 20 people involved and arrested.

    All suspects were brought into custody and all their mugshots were shown on tv… guess what…

    they were all black. suprising.

    lol

    go figure

  6. mr a September 25th, 2008 12:30 pm

    white power… thats right

  7. me December 27th, 2008 11:25 am

    dumb niggers

  8. vb January 3rd, 2009 6:49 am

    i guess none of you have been in the theatre with a bunch of absolutely obnoxious teenagers. i took my elderly aunt to see a movie and a row of teenagers began talking loudly. My aunt said, “shhhh.” They kept talking. My aunt then turned around and said, “please be quiet.” They kept right on talking. Then I turned around and said (as loudly as they were talking), “Shut the hell up!” Guess what. They shut up. Guess what again. They were as white as the driven snow with filthy mouths and no manners. Rudeness and ignorance as well as class and intelligence come in all colors. (If you don’t believe it, check out who’s going to the White House!!!) ha ha

  9. T January 20th, 2009 9:52 am

    Yes, vb – teenagers as well as people of other ethnicities can and do talk during movies. There is one difference however:
    I see in your note that you turned around and told them to “Shut the hell up!” – and they stopped talking. That is the difference. If you would have said that to black people of any age, they would not have stopped talking. They probably would have talked more, louder, or gotten in your face about how you can’t tell them what to do and blah blah… And if you are a white person telling them to be quiet – they will automatically assume you are a racist and really get in your face. Because obviously any intelligent person knows that if you tell ANYONE to be quiet during a movie that you just paid top dollar to go see at a theater, you MUST be a racist. Yeah that makes total sense doesn’t it. Situations like this define the word Ignorant. By the way i also found this site by searching “why do black people talk during movies” because i have experienced this multiple times, the last being so bad that it ruined the movie and i could not hear it due to cross-theater yelling and bickering.

  10. b April 11th, 2009 8:30 pm

    stupid niggers are retards, thats why. gorillas.

  11. shadow April 25th, 2009 7:31 pm

    Its not only black women. but it is a stereotype. Its also annoying with dumb teens. This is one of the main reason people resort to torrents instead of going to the theater.

    sometimes you can’t just complain and think everything is going to be fine. All I can suggest if for you to move your seats.

  12. Black Male June 10th, 2009 11:42 am

    ehh… well I’m black and I’m never loud during a movie..

  13. Joni June 17th, 2009 5:26 pm

    Because niggers are culturally ignorant, dumb-asses who actually think the actors onscreen can hear the audience comments. Usually, the black people who stupidly and rudely speak during the movies are fat, ignorant, pierced, tattooed, corn-rowed, bead-braided, dreadlocked and stink intensely of black BO. Black B.O. is like no other stench on earth. Fat, ugly, Ubangi-lipped Black females love to comment loudly in movies featuring attractive white women because they know that any black man with half a brain and a stiff cock prefers an attractive, slim, professional white woman to a fat, stinky, dumb hairy stubble arm-pitted, ashy elbowed female gorilla any day of the week. Easy – Netflix or other venues. You never have to go to a theater with simians again!

  14. ammerigader June 21st, 2009 11:05 am

    Hi there, If you don’t like topics with many links, just delete this topic.
    Thankyou.

  15. Anonymous July 20th, 2009 12:17 am

    i like how you call black people culturally ignorant while you call them “niggers.” I’m so proud to be white. Just kidding

  16. Anonymous July 20th, 2009 12:18 am

    but i’ll admit the racist comments are hilarious.

  17. anonymous July 22nd, 2009 9:38 am

    I found this site by searching, “Why do black people talk during movies.” I also think this is hilarious. I am including a conversation below

    11:33 AM me: Wanna hear a funny story?
    v: always
    11:34 AM don’t leave a bitch hangin’
    me: So G and I went to see Hairy Poooter last night in ——-. We pre-ordered tickets because everyone and their mom loves it. When we got there we barely found seats…we thought they were perfect
    until
    we realized that behind us were sitting a large group of large-mouth black girls
    v: ALWAYS
    what the fuck
    11:35 AM always black girls
    me: they had as usual, some brilliant things to say
    v: do share
    me: like ” what is this, Titanic?” when a boat came out of the water
    v: LOL
    me: after asking them to please be quiet many times…G turned around and said,”
    v: at least they’re funny loud mouths
    11:36 AM me: if you don’t shut your mouth, I’m going to cut your pussy off and shove it down your throat and sew your mouth shut.”
    V: AHAHAHAHA
    me: that’s what he said! hahaa
    v: how did that go over?
    me: okay…not well
    v: I’ll bet
    me: they were quiet for about 5 minutes
    v: but it’s fucking hilarious
    me: so…they continue to be cunts..and idiots until the movie ends
    11:37 AM v: that’s so annoying
    me: after wards i went to the bathroom
    v: I really do hate that
    me: when I got out G was in a full on verbal brawl
    me to
    o
    v: AWESOME!
    so high school, I love it
    me: I tried to end it…I really did..but they informed us that they were going to follow us out and beat us up
    vi: Did other people shush them too?
    11:38 AM me: no..everyone is afraid of black girls!
    v: very mature
    of course they are – they’ll cut ya
    oh wait, that’s mexicans
    me: so…I said..try it..follow us out and grabbed G and we started to walk..hahaha
    v: the black girls will shoot you – or have their boyfriends do it
    me: finally I reached in my purse and got my phone..They were like, “what are going to call the cops?”
    v: it’s Harry Potter – you shouldn’t have to get into a knife fight
    me: I then pulled out my knife
    hehe
    v: awesome
    11:39 AM loving you
    me: and said, “follow me out and see what i’ll fucking do to you bitches!”
    and flipped out my knife like west side story n shit
    hahaha
    they backed off

    Okay..so that was probably my tenth experience with black girls talking during a movie. I tried to suspend generalizations. I tried to stay calm and rationalize their behavior. I refuse to judge someone based on the color of their skin…However, I will maintain my right to judge them based on their culture.
    Last night I went to a pre-screening of the movie, “Orphan.” Inevitably it was packed, but we found some nice seats. I turned to G when I saw some black couples sitting above and to the left of the seats. We gave each other a look of defeat. We both knew it was wrong to judge all black people based on the actions of a few. We sat down and settled in. The next thing you know, there was full on ignorant, inarticulate commentary coming from the seat above us. I heard the phrase, “oh shit, awwh shit!” more times in the following hour than I’ve heard words like “lotion,” or “bubblegum,” in my entire life! I shushed then three times. Then the two couples to the left chimed in. One of the black guys tried to shush his wife but she laughed at him. He looked like he wanted to stab her in the face, I know I did. G had to console me. We were going to leave, but opted to go sit down in the front instead. We soon realized that the movie was terrible. but, at least we got to figure that out all by ourselves, in peace. btw, everyone around us was white. I can’t help but to accuse black culture.

  18. Anonymous July 22nd, 2009 10:34 am

    It’s probably best to get movie theater personnel involved, but it’s more satisfying to handle the situation yourself. Unless of course this happens:

    ————————————
    31-year-old Wu Lomax of Yeadon was shot in left arm by another moviegoer at the United Artist Theater Riverview plaza on Columbus Boulevard while watching a Christmas showing of the Curious Case of Benjamin Button with his girlfriend and her three children.
    ….
    Police say 29 year old James Cialella of South Philadelphia fired a shot after telling the group to be quiet. Banner says she was shocked:

    “And they were telling us that we were loud and to be quiet and the reason we were talking was we were talking about the movie. So are you telling us that we are not allowed to talk? I mean this is America. Don’t tell us what to do.”
    ————————————

    Hahahahaha! Invoking America: the terminal idiot’s response to everything. If they hadn’t have gotten shot, I would’ve shot them from the future just for saying that.

    Also, lest good people think I’m a one-trick pony, the comment that bounced with giddy delight on the tip of my tongue at “Orphan” last night was “Shut your mouths or I’ll fuck you with your own teeth.” Not really sure of the details on how that would best be accomplished, but it doesn’t sound pleasant.

    Love,

    g

  19. Chii November 17th, 2009 9:36 am

    LOLz. I went to see 2012 last week, (the biggest crap movie ever, but nice FX). The theater was packed and there were a few seats peppered throughout the theater. we finally find one and it happened to be next to an older black couple. I had no choice but to endure the suffering with random outbursts. Then the ultimate sin occured. Some funky smell started eminating. Yes, that is right, someone busted ass. We suspected that the old elderly black folks were responsible. As soon as they left I watched them walk down the aisle and some poor kid had to take the full effect of their intestinal gasses as the kid quickly spasmed to gasp a breath of fresh air. Not all black people are disrespectful and I can imagine that being in a smartass mood and saying thing outloud can be quite stimulating…even if you think you are invulnerable. However, our generation and our society has lost the common respect and decency for each other.

  20. Django March 4th, 2010 12:43 pm

    It’s not a matter of being black or white, elderly or teenaged. Americans just don’t care about being polite toward others in public. Regardless of race or age, most Americans seem to think it’s their right to act however they please, no matter how anybody else feels about it, and they can’t tolerate even the tiniest bit of criticism.

    Test my theory. See a movie in the US, then drive over the border to Canada. See the same movie in two theaters, only a few miles apart. The theater in the US will be full of loudmouthed people (who always seem to have an excuse for their rudeness), and the theater in Canada will be silent.

    Talking during a movie is a cultural thing, unique to the US. It’s not a racial issue (unless, of course, you’re a racist, and then everything is a racial issue).

  21. papa March 10th, 2010 10:53 pm

    Black people are loud and rude everywhere. what is wrong with these people??

  22. Darman March 10th, 2010 10:57 pm

    yous all best watch what you be saying you be losing yours white women and your country to thems black people look who be the president now only matter of time

  23. Nunaya Bizness March 31st, 2010 8:22 pm

    This is why I download movies illegally off of the internet: theaters don’t control loudmouths, and I’m tired of paying super-high prices to theaters in order to smell farts, walking on the sticky floors, using their filthy restrooms etc.

    I’d rather watch it at home for FREE.

  24. ob April 13th, 2010 10:50 pm

    the reason why black people talk so much at the movies, or anywhere is so we can find them.
    that’s THEIR way of playing “marco polo”
    black people are crazy
    Absurd outbursts at any given time
    they lack common sense
    they are spreading
    God have mercy on them

  25. jj June 13th, 2010 5:11 pm

    all you white ignorant fucks can die slow

  26. AP June 14th, 2010 5:55 pm

    First of all I’m black, and it’s true. Black females can’t seem to just shut up. It drives me crazy every time I go to the movies. If you want to narrate the movie, get it on DVD and do it at home.

  27. papajohns November 1st, 2010 11:49 am

    Blacks will be blacks

  28. j* November 1st, 2010 6:51 pm

    open you’re eyes and stop stereotyping!…not all black people talk during movies, cause riots, are loud, or are n***ers!
    to whoever thinks that this topic is hilarious…i bet you wouldn’t think it was hilarious if white people were being called “spicks” all the time would you?

  29. Mark November 22nd, 2010 11:19 pm

    Because they are self centered, and couldn’t care less about other people. Also could be that they are Niggers ROFL!.

  30. spic January 25th, 2011 2:46 pm

    spic is not derogatory toward white people hahaha its to mexicans

  31. Mr Right February 3rd, 2011 7:58 am

    If you close down all KFC’s, Popeyes, Long John Silvers and Taco Bells you eliminate their food source and soon they die off.

  32. insulted February 16th, 2011 1:33 pm

    I am insulted by this article. Not all black people talk during movies! I can sound racists and ask why is it that white people bring their crying babies to movies or want to sit by the wall and have to get up during the movie. Just because you may have had a few encounter with a black person who talked during a movie does not mean we all do! I think some of you ignorant people might want to rephrase your words because all, some, and most are three totally different things!

  33. Not much has changed March 16th, 2011 8:51 pm

    The answer to ALL ignorance is EDUCATION. Perhaps instead of submitting thoughtless and rude posts, some may want to consider going back to school.

  34. luke April 2nd, 2011 9:29 pm

    Why are NIGGERS [black people] so fucking stupid, loud and rude in public, is it because they are parts of the APE and MONKEY family …. I was told the NIGGERS [black people] have short stubby tails , is that true ?

  35. destroy all nigger eggs April 28th, 2011 6:35 am

    It’s true, that is why I no longer go to movies.

  36. :D July 30th, 2011 5:56 am

    n

  37. :( July 30th, 2011 6:26 am

    well im a black/belizean teenager who is in advanced classes and I have perfect grades. I never disrespect people while I am out in public because my parents(yes i have a mom and dad married for…idk a long time)raised me to be polite, respectful, and to stand up for myself. The highest level my parents received in education was a high school diploma,and my family is on welfare. Also my dad is an immigrant from belize so there is no income from him.As you can see i never let anything stop me from taking the initiative to do amazing in school. It’s all about the person and whether they decide to let negative factors destroy their life. Now with black people talking during a movie/being disruptive in public places….anyone can be rude or annoying it all depends on the PERSON not the ethnic group(notice people:i said ethnic group because there is no race due to little genetic variation)Iam ashamed of most of these comments about blacks will be blacks or they’re niggers, it is hurtful and disappointing to see how people can be so ignorant/stupid. PLEASE for people who think negative about ALL BLACK PEOPLE….OPEN YOUR EYES. SMH!!!

  38. fund August 8th, 2011 9:23 am

    yo, yo, yo. truth hurts doesn’t it you ignorant rude useless people.

  39. Face the Facts August 14th, 2011 11:54 am

    Its true a lot of black people do that in the movies, not only at the movies but in the general public. I work at a hotel, i check people in and make reservations over the phone and i can tell you no matter what you do you cannot make black people happy. One minute they want 10 towels because they have 20 people crammed into one small ass room and the next minute they want a full damn refund after they stayed the entire night. They have no morals at all, absolutely none. No wonder Obama wants to give the poorer half of the country free health care, because that bottom half consists of mainly black people. And the white people must also take blame for their wrongdoing as well, bringing them over from Africa to work as slaves on their plantations and businesses. Did the white man think they wouldnt multiply and spread like hell?

  40. Anonymous August 17th, 2011 7:50 pm

    Fucking mondays

  41. ____ August 27th, 2011 10:42 am

    Obama wants to give health care to those without because in the end it would be cheaper on the economy because u would be providing preventive care which is mostly going to go to mid 20′ s individuals just out of college because they can’t because they can’ t be on their parents anymore, the “others” already have Medicaid and while all ethnicities have degenerates it seems blacks seem to prove the stereotype more idk if Ur mothers just didn’t raise u right or what but u have to learn how to act in public and to tip more than 5 dollars on any denomination of check amount

  42. James K October 22nd, 2011 9:50 pm

    Black’s are the fucking worse. Only ahead of white people who let their little shit headed kids scream and yell during the movie because they don’t know how to discipline their kid or treat them like their shit don’t stink. I’ll take that though over blacks. At least you can tell the white people to control their kid if you tried to say that to a black person you are going to be in a world of hurt really soon since blacks love to settle any disagreement with violence. It really sucks because you don’t have any chance and it’s not like you can take a chance and ask Tyrone and ShaLeeza to please be quiet and just maybe they will. Nope it’s a automatic fight going to happen no matter what. Also if there is a group of blacks, fucking forget it you WILL DEFIANTLY get your ass handed to you as the whole group will beat the crap out of you.

    It’s really a shame what ignorant blacks have done to this country. You don’t feel safe even looking at them or you might get the whole “whut you looking at nigga?” The fact that they call each other nigger shows just how much respect they have for themselves and for each other.

    Blacks have made America horrible in every single city. I am not making this up. Think about it, every city and state has black people and in every city that black people live in the “black” area (the hood or ghetto) is the place you don’t ever want to go if you are white. The whole neighborhood is dirty and fucked up. The houses are trashed. There are projects (have you ever seen white projects? me either)there is violence, no busineses there (who would want to open a store there will you will get robbed, stolen from or burned down in riots) the murder rate is focused there, etc etc. I can go on and on. This is not limited to a few cites IT’S LIKE THIS IN EVERY CITY THAT BLACKS LIVE without exception. It’s really sad and every generation of blacks could fix this issue but they care more about having the latest Nike shoes or the biggest rims on their car. The violence issue is even worse. Blacks are all about “respect” and if you somehow don’t respect them you will get beaten up or worse killed (all the violence in the ghettos prove this). Blacks don’t solve issues with their brains or by talking, they settles issues with killing you. Education is laughed at by blacks. Like Chris Rock said blacks get more respect if they went to prison then if they went to college. Being black and smart is looked down on by other blacks who are trying “to act white” if you speak proper English and want to get a education.ALso I don’t want to head about how the white man is bringing them down or not giving them a chance. If a Mexican can hope the border and find a job within a month in the US and not even speak English then these lazy Negroes can get off their ass and get a fucking job. I’m all down for the government giving checks to people who really need it or who have it a bad time in their lives but paying welfare for the rest of these peoples lives just breeds laziness. The government gives the blacks free money every year and they get more if they have more kids. Of course the Negroes are going to have more kids, more money for them. If the Welfare is not enough then they sell drugs to “escape poverty” instead of getting a job like the rest of humanity.

    The way it stands now and no I am not racist I just see how things are but the way it stands is that blacks need to step up and join the rest of society, become productive, get a education, stop having kids they cannot support, stop being violent and learn to work things out with their brains and not guns, stope looking for a handout at every opportunity, stop blaming other people for your mistakes, stop calling your own race “Niggers”, eat healthy (when have you ever seen ghetto people buying food? all they eat is fast food) Stop trying to look wealthy when you are dirt poor (stop with the stupid rims, ugly “bling”, ugly gold teeth, expensive shoes and clothes), etc.

    If they cannot move beyond material items, violence, no education, welfare and poverty then the blacks offer nothing to humanity and either need to all be moved somewhere they can be isolated from the rest of the civilized world or they need to be wiped out as a race because it’s clear right now they offer nothing to humanity, civilization or society. I’m, sorry to be so harsh but it’s true they give nothing and offer nothing but fear to others, violence to others and economic drain to others.

  43. kelsey October 23rd, 2011 4:00 pm

    the ones talking are the ignorant ones because they think they can do whatever they want and just play the race card

  44. dan December 31st, 2011 12:51 am

    A little addition to the debate guys. I just came from seeing a movie and again it was an African American couple, particularly the woman, who was really disrespectful to everyone in the theatre by adding her own commentary.
    I’m British and grew up in the UK and the only social group I can pick out from home would be teens usually disrupting a movie. But since I’ve moved to the US, for five years now, it has been only African Americans that have acted this way, without exception. Of course it’s not because they’re black that they act this way, that quite rightly would be wrong and racist, neither am I saying ‘all’ black people act this way. I’m merely pointing out that, in my experience. it’s been this ethnic group, and I might add usually obese and seemingly working class. So I guess it’s to do with lack of education both in the home and at school, a failure of society if you will, that large sections of African American communities still get the raw deal in US culture. The next time it happens I’m getting their arse kicked out of the place by getting the theatre manager involved. Stereotypes, annoying as they are, exist for a reason, there is usually an element of truth in them, and it is not racist, in the US at least, to say that African Americans talk during movies, they do and that’s just a fact… I’m still waiting for my first white commentary

  45. kris January 30th, 2012 5:04 pm

    We handle this a bit diferent in Poland. No nigger will walk more than 5 blocks without being picked on or beaten. We dont want to spread this garbage in our country. Greetings from NYC !

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