why do black women talk during the entire movie?
i know this is a stereotype that’s often joked about, but in my experience (most recently this evening in an affluent part of town) it’s too true. and of course this isn’t all black women, or even the majority of them. but if i’m watching a movie and some lady’s talking to her friends, her phone, or to the movie itself, i can usually guarantee she’s black. the kicker is that unlike most friendly people that i could politely ask to be more quiet, the few times i’ve tried to confront an obnoxiously loud black female in a movie theatre, all hell breaks loose. she starts screaming at me about how i can’t tell her what to do and then just proceeds to talk even louder.
this evening i watched wanted with some friends after dinner and the movie was really entertaining. thankfully there was so much constant action that it drowned out this dumb bitch’s voice, but when there was dialogue, she was just gabbing away. i can’t imagine she was following the story, and her distractions were making it difficult for me to as well. the theatre was so packed that i couldn’t get up and move, and per past experiences decided not to incur the wrath of her, her friend or her boyfriend.
maybe i’m just getting old and cranky, but this is just another reason why i have a nice tv and often just wait for the movies to come to dvd where i can enjoy them in peace, without some brat kicking my chair and some bitch asking her nextel, “where you at?!”
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You can’t tell her what to do… but you CAN get her kicked out if you go and complain… I know this from experience!
u sound ignorant
u sound like you haven’t watched movies with noisy black women in the row in front of you. but for the record, this entire article is meant to be a bit tounge-in-cheek.
its true, black people are so rude in the movie theater. I know you aren’t trying to be racist but I tell you what, it’s hard not to be. I’ve experienced this many times in theaters but it not only stops there, its in the malls/stores, restaurants, and in general public.
I used to work in a mall in my town that was generally a white area. Everything was fine, we had a good customer base, polite people, and extremely low “shrink”. For those who don’t know “Shrink” is a term used for items “lost” in a business that leads to money loss for the company. Anyway, they added a few bus stops and train stops near the mall as part of a renovation project with the nearby highway. Then it all went to shit.
Black people live mostly downtown or in the north city area of my town, and sure enough, when they added the stops, here come the black people.
Crime in the mall by criteria of assault and theft rose 50% in 1 month. 50%! holy shit wtf. Our shrink went from around $50-$200 a month to well over $1000 a month. These people are extremely rude and want to fight and argue about everything, there is not simple talking with them. If they didn’t get there way about a return or refund then they called me a racist or whatever even though they were clearly wrong. You can’t return something, lets say a Music CD for instance, that was sold sealed and brand new and came back broken in half with scratches. It’s just not happening, but oh right…. I’m the racist one they say. Man I’m so sick of this shit, this country has gone to shit, too many disrespectful black people.
This is just a small portion of ONE situation that ONE person experienced. If you add that up over the whole United States plus the fact that a situation could be larger than this one (returning a TV, stealing something large, etc) shit, there’s the reason why black people claim they are all poor. They say it’s the white man holdin’ them down… pshh ya right, You’re holding yourself down bitch. Plus black people have no concept of how Credit works or the housing market… seriously. But they say “Oh it’s because our schools are shit” ya… well maybe if your asshole kids stopped chasing the teachers out then maybe they’d learn something. But they don’t know the difference because your upstairs with your legs behind your ears making another baby that’s going to end up on welfare just like you and the rest of your family. That’s right, cherish those food stamps you lazy fuck. God damn I hate useless people.
oh and btw I found this site while searching for this sentence “Why do black people talk during movies?”
LOL
go figure
lol also a few months back there was a full scale riot in the food court of that very same mall. A fight started between two people, then their friends got involved, then their friends friends got involved… so on and so forth, it turned into a full scale riot. 20 people involved and arrested.
All suspects were brought into custody and all their mugshots were shown on tv… guess what…
they were all black. suprising.
lol
go figure
white power… thats right