saturday night me and shali got dinner at the lab and wanted to check out this new promotion action at the shark club. cover’s now $15, and when we were in line some guy gave us “v.i.p.” braclets. we were hoping they’d be for free cover, but it turns out that the old techno room is now the v.i.p. lounge. so we go in there expecting to see beautiful people like ourselves, but it seemed more like some private birthday party, and a weird mix of random people not dancing to 80’s music. we shook our ass then headed to the main floor. the music was medicore, although when they started playing the ditty by paper boy and that one really dirty snoop song that everyone knows i love, we got jumpin’. the music was a lot quieter than usual and the room was too bright. and there were alot of really weird couples there, like this one 250+lb 40year old white woman with this guy that kinda looked like dino, and this really plain looking almost goth white woman in her 30’s that was getting freaked by some guy that was throwin’ his arms around like a monkey all night (they left in a minivan together), and this 50+year old japanese woman gettin’ down with this big black dude. anway it was good, dirty fun, but i miss the shark club of old.