today i feel all loopy. this morning i felt a bit of a cold coming on, so after my calorie shake and banana breakfast, i had an airborne drink to hopefully help dodge it or at least expedite it. by the time i got to work, i was just feeling tired so i had a coke to help pick me up, but my nose started running so i took a benadryl, but that made me sleepy, so i had a redbull. then i had a big lunch and being that full made me sleepy, so i had a rockstar. all day i feel like i’m just combating one thing with the other and always overcompensating.

it reminded me of that episode of the simpsons, where homer gets a lobster that he named ‘pinchy’ and he puts it in his fresh water fish tank… when marge reminds him that lobsters need salt water, he balances out the mixture of salt and fresh water so that both are only half dead. that’s me.