costin pointed me towards this software, of which scientifically proved he does not look like johnny depp.

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/tryFaceRecognition.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN

i started off with a humble picture of myself (don’t mind the small muscles, this pic was from a month ago):

the top 3 celebrities i most looked like are:
norodom sihamoni (king of cambodia)
umberto nobile (some italian general and aeronautical engineer)
and get this… paris fucking hilton

so then i tried a pic of taka next to the hugest horse ass ever:

the top 3 celebrities that she most looked like were:

audrey tatauo (some random hot actress)
laura dern
zhang ziyi (that sexy chinese girl from memoirs of a geisha)

and just to make sure this was all complete bullshit, i put up a pic of my sexiest friend ben:

get this:

charlize theron
kiera knightly
gillian anderson

^how fucking wacky is that?